Got old paintings that will probably never sell, that don't fit in your house, that friends don't want, but that yet... yet... you just can't bring yourself to destroy? Here's a solution: hang them on your fence! They may look better there than they ever did indoors.
... and then a friend mentioned that birds might fly into them. Never thought of that. I'll leave them up for now, but if any bird is hurt, down they will come.